Oooh you're a river. I'm a city in France. Hmm.

Oh, thanx a &*%#in' heap, Drina-diva!
I tried pronouncing some of those place names and sprained my tongue!

Seeking a tongue brace

I am a Queen, an Emperess, and very many towns...

Wow, we're all big shots here. I'm in quite good company.

By the way Kid, just remember that a "c" with a little check on top is pronounced "ch". Hope this helps.

Drina-diva: "CH" as in "church", as in "machine", as in "Loch Ness", or as in "chlorine"?

Also, does the "checked S" stand for the "SH" sound, as in "ship"?

How about the "checked Z"? Does it stand for the middle consonant in "treasure"?

Are you sure this isn't a dialect of Klingonese?

Your nodding acquaintance,
Kid Charlemagne

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tracy

see? can i be important too?

Church
Ship
Treasure

Impressive... you catch on fast.

Tray, you've always been important :D