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Tuesday August 13, 2002

Chinese Proverbs

My brother, in his infinite wisdom, knew I needed a laugh, so he sent me this e-mail. Either that, or he was trying to procrastinate at work, and needed an excuse to look busy. Chinese Proverbs.

1. Man who run in front of car get tired.

2. Man who run behind car get exhausted.

3. Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

4. Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

5. Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.

6. Panties not best thing on earth! but next to best thing on earth.

7. War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

8. Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.

9. Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

10. It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.

11. Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.

12. Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

13. Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

14. Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.

15. Man who fart in church sit in own pew. (I've heard that one already!)

Thanks bro.



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