Croatians to the rescueOctober 24, 2001 | 07:13 PMMy brother sent me this e-mail forward I thought was funny. If you're not Croatian (or from some nearby region) you probably won't think it's very funny. But I have to say, this gets the accent down pretty damn well. This is what a letter from the Croatian president to Bush Jr. would probably sound like. Dir Prezident Bus (Bush) Dis iz Prezident of Croashia Stipe Mesic riting to ju dis leder to saj dat Croashen gaverment and piple ar veri sory to hir vat hapen in United States of Amerika. Vi kent start to saj how bed dis iz end vi hop u find et guy hu did dis. Vi ar very sory dat piple die end vi saport ju gujs ol da vaj. If ju nid et, vi vil send fajters to verever u nid dem to bi. Vi bring gans end bams tu if u vant. I no dis iz not izi time for ju so vit dis leder I send tu ju baks vit drink from awr kontry to help ju kalm down a lidl bet so dat et bi izier for ju to tink how to kil dos ashole hu did et vat dej did. Agen, if u nid et eniting from us Prezident Bus, ju kol end let mi now end vi talk an de fone. Vance agen Mister Bus, vi r veri sory for vat hapen end vi hir ven u redi. Ju help as bifore, so vi vil bi hir to help ju gujs now. Prezident of Croashia, Comments:On Croatians to the rescue
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Drina Vurbic 2004 |