Family mafioso

October 19, 2001 | 10:23 PM

My dad is in the Mafia... did you know that? He's not even Italian, or anything. But it seems like he knows so much about inside dealings. Or at least he thinks he knows. We were talking about anthrax, and he has all these conspiracy theories about how people are not really being contaminated... it's all a plot to get attention/make Americans more angry at terrorists. Like America can possible be more angry. Some people here want to completely wipe Afghanistan off the map. I should never have gotten him that book about Jimmy Hoffa.

I have officially decided that working at the library is something I can no longer afford. I know I'm no web design hot-shot or anything like that, but I'm pretty sure I can score a job working somewhere with what I know so far. I'll do almost anything to get paid without dealing with kids or obnoxious library patrons.

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